what did the boob say to the other boob?
we are breast friends
(Source: penguinsinmypants, via lolsomeone-actually)
a teacher walks into a bar
guy: can i buy you a drink?
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
When you're walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class..
You’re all like
They see you and are all like
Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like
So you’re just all like
(Source: treacherousemilio)
